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  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: The Cardigans
  • Reading: you
  • Watching: fuck
  • Drinking: water
001. Real Name → Shane
002. Nickname[s]→ Malk
004. Male Or Female → Male
005. Elementary → Annistown
006. Middle school → Shiloh Middle; Cousins Middle
007. High School → Newton High
008. Hair Color → Red-brown
009. Long Or Short → Longish
010. Loud Or Quiet → Quiet to myself, loud to my friends
011. Sweats Or Jeans → Jeans
012. Phone Or Camera → Phone. I can Instagram random objects with it.
013. Health Freak →  I need to be. I don't like the way I am.
014. Drink Or Smoke? → Both.
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone? → Plenty. Some fictional, some IRL.
016. Eat Or Drink? → Eat.
017. Piercings? →   who in the fuck do you think I am? an edgy kid?
018. Tattoos? →   probably just for shits and giggles

019. An Airplane → June 2011 to San Francisco. Shaky ride.
020. A Car Accident → A couple of them, to be specific. Both parents.
021. A Fist Fight → I fought myself in real life.

022. First Piercing → Nope.
023. First Best Friend → Eric, some dude who went to school and liked Pokemon.
025. First Award → "good job, you passed a test" Applebee's free-meal coupon in 2000
026. First Crush → For real-life crushes, my good friend Sara (theotherther1), but I'd rather not. For fictional crushes, Aelita Schaeffer.
028. First Big Vacation → 2001 to Walt Disney World. Don't remember shit about it.

029. Last Person You Talked To → My roommate.
030. Last Person You Texted → My friends Alex and Adam over a proposed weekend outing.
031. Last Person You Watched A Movie With → Alex, who I saw "American Hustle" with.
032. Last Food You Ate → shitty double cheeseburger from DQ.
033. Last Movie You Watched → Lawrence of Arabia before the siege of Aqaba.
034. Last Song You listened To → "Out of Focus" by Love Battery
035. Last Thing You Bought → said shitty cheeseburger at DQ
036. Last Person You Hugged →  My grandparents

037. Food → Fuddrucker's. Or any place that's not in this gold-capped hellhole.
038. Drinks → Tahiti Treat or good bottled water.
039. Clothing → vintage tees (preferably in-jokey ones) and loose jeans
040. Book → I'd rather read Gravity's Rainbow right now. Or Neuromancer.
041. Music → Anything, but predominantly 1960s to early 2000s rock-based music. Right now, I'm on a Posies and Truly bender.
042. Flower → Forget-me-nots
043. Colors → Primaries. Love it when people abuse them.
044. Movies → Nashville, Sunset Blvd., The Room, End of Evangelion, Enter the Void, Moonrise Kingdom, About Schmidt, The Big Lebowski, Women on the Verge of Nervous Breakdown, etc.
045. Shoes → Chuck Taylors
046. Subjects → History, computer science, music, art, and English.

047. [ ] Kissed In The Snow
048. [X] Celebrated Halloween - if celebrating Halloween means "going out and watching 'Gravity' while eating candy," then yes.
049. [X] Had Your Heart Broken - a friend of many friends died in a hit-and-run in December. I'm still broken over that.
050. [x] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone - does data count
051. [x] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation - my stepmom thought I was gay because of my undying support for LGBT movements.
052. [x] Came Outta The Closet - I've been more consciously bisexual.
053. [x] Gotten Pregnant - yes, I was made pregnant by me IRL.
054. [x] Had An Abortion - and I stuck a coat hanger inside of me.
055. [x] Done Something You've Regretted - Many.
056. [ ] Broke A Promise
057. [ ] Kept A Secret
058. [x] Pretended To Be Happy - try being happy when your online life's going down the shitter
059. [ ] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life
060. [ ] Pretended To Be Sick
061. [ ] Left The Country
062. [x] Tried Something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it. - I don't like "so-dark-and-edgy" music...and yet I can't stop listening to Joy Division.
063. [ ] Cried Over The Silliest Thing
064. [ ] Ran A Mile
065. [ ] Went To The Beach
066. [x] Stayed Single

067. Eating → a love battery
068. Drinking → shitposts
069. Getting Ready To → get some rest
070. Listening To → a cheap fan whining in the background
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today → Sleep, write more stories
072. Waiting For → Friday

073. Want Kids? → If I can find the right woman, then yes. I'll give 'em names like Cain, Judas, and Jezebel. You know, make 'em into comic book villains.
074. Want To Get Married? → To be fair, not yet. Not until I find the right woman.
075. Careers in mind → Screenwriter, professional script reader, newspaper movie critic, and/or musician.

076. Lips Or Eyes → Eyes. Lips freak me out.
077. Shorter Or Taller? → I love tall girls, they make me feel so good. Same with guys.
078. Romantic Or Spontaneous → Spontaneous. Romantic things make me mad.
079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms → yes, I want her to have a perfect set of innards YES I MEAN HER ARMS
080. Sensitive Or Loud → Is there a middle ground?
081. Hookup Or Relationship → The latter. The former seems too shady.
082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant → Troublemaker.

083. Lost Glasses/Contacts → Not really.
084. Ran Away From Home → My brother did in 1999.
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense → I have weapons for self-defense at my house. I don't hold them because that'd be stupid. There's no crime in the neighborhood.
086. Killed Somebody → Not IRL, but many video game bosses. Nihilanth, Masked Man/Claus, Brethren Moon, Behemoth, Ripto. I even killed Blasto just to hear him grace death with comedy.
087. Broken Someone's Heart → Sadly, I have broken many hearts because of my bone-headedness.
088. Been Arrested → Almost for skipping out on a fire drill.

090. Yourself → I want to - I really want to - but I don't feel like I can. I'm always lacking something, be it talent or technique or sociability. I've lost friends, made enemies, and created nightmares for myself. It's best that I don't get cocky.
091. Miracles → Magnets, a pelican at Frisco Bay who ate my cell phone, childbirth, people in a concert hall who act as one. Magic everywhere in this bitch PFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA-
092. Love At First Sight → I was like that with those two crushes. Probably shouldn't have been so love-at-first-sight.
093. Heaven → There has to be an afterlife.
094. Santa Claus → is he the same man who gave Caddicarus a bunch of shit with his 2002-era Playstation platformer?
095. Sex On The First Date → jesus are you mad
096. Kiss →  oh god I'm gonna explode

097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now? → I don't know. I don't want to repeat the same mistakes I made with Sara.
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life? → A deadbeat with no employment who needs to take a couple of extra semesters just to knock-out mindless prerequisite coursework before he can walk onto a film set and say "hey, guys, can I be a production assistant?" You're damn right I'm not happy.
099. Do You Believe In God → in this moment I am euphoric not because of some phony religion's blessing but because of my own belief in complex metaphysics
100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag Five People → no.


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Scuter Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I appreciate the watch, but I don't plan on updating much anymore. I might throw something up once in a while. Regardless, thanks.
ZombieHarlot Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014
thanks for the fave
ZombieHarlot Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014
thanks for the fave
GrantPAdams Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch! Much appreciated!
MintyMousyXFCE Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hallo buddy, I've been missing my old friend. :hug: I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday. :blushes:

Malkmusian Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Student Writer
Thanks for the birthday wishes, Magiku.
Weilard Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Professional General Artist
Thanks for fave!
Malkmusian Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Student Writer
You're welcome.
purplegallysgph Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
Oh hi there, Malk!
Artoveli Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, thanks a lot for stopping by! :wave:
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